Today I filtered my urine. This is true. This is another aspect of getting old. I have been chuckling all day.
This morning I was feeling lazy so instead of dressing properly I just put on a robe. And I went downstairs. The only other piece of clothing i put on was a pair of underpants. After my normal breakfast of tea, toast and fruit, I decided to get some exercise but first I went to the bathroom. Getting my long robe up to my waist was not easy with my balance but I managed and I sat on the toilet. It was not until I was ready to get up that my fingers did feel right against my skin. It turned out that I forgot to pull down my panties. I had filtered my urine. And I laughed about the indignity of getting old.
After I removed my wet underwear and put them in the washing machine to be dealt with later, I determined to tell no one about my stupidity. But I changed my mind. This story is too good to keep to myself. So here it is. I actually filtered my urine.
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